where do i sign up?

id be willing to do anything to get 4 minutes of knowledge from the thread starter

After re-reading this post I didnt realize initially how likely this is to be utter bullshit. Lets go thru together lol

First, he gives "both online poker lessons." Is there only two??? lol. Yes Im sure he means tourney and cash lessons but still, wtf?

Second, has stats and graph to prove, yet doesnt post or give out his screenname. Not that terribly disturbing since its his first post but still

Third, Hes been living in "the vegas." Well, Im posting here at "the covers" and I live in "the california" and my name is "the electricladylnd"

Fourth, so he's 26, retired from all the $ he's made playing poker yet instead of going out and living his life, bangin bitches, etc he wants to "help us out." But hey, he wants to saty busy right!!!!

Lastly, although probably shoulda been first, his screenname, LIVINGINTHEWYNN kinda sounds like a name an 18yr old would chose when they first have that dream of becoming a pro gambler, kinda like SHARP_BETTOR or DRILLIN_DA_BOOKS

While each of these individually I dont see as a major issue the fact that theyre all here in one post make me think this is obv bullshit, ala one of our old faves "ARKONS2321" or whateer that tool's name was, he was epic

Hopefully he comes back and proves me wrong, I honestly would like that to happen. But, unless he posts a screenname Im calling bullshit

Got a feeling this guy is legit. ME and him have already emailed eachother and are meetin in person tonight for sex

What do you charge for these lessons

pr1nnyraid rofl

promise