Shrimps Picks

Perhaps you should have considered who the QB of the other team is

Like u he still sucks.....

A bust .....top pick # 3.....

Shrimp you lost this weekend but you gotta look at it this way , like a penis before it fornicates you are down but you¡¯ll get back up ¡­.

it¡¯s all psychological anyway so don¡¯t listen to Cranky or god forbid Hugh .

Because you have certain traits and qualities that they could only dream or wish to have . For example , your ability to discern what type of carpet is best suited for any type of foot ailment or walking gait is extraordinary .

you take everything into account ¡­..

whether it be the curvature of the pinky toe that causes a pinching inside the cheap Payless shoes that the customer wears that affects the traction of their soles to the fibers on the fabric that you peddle ¡­¡­

to the Achilles tendinitis that your client has after they explained to you what happened after they attempted to get up too quickly off of the toilet that one time cuz it smelled so bad that even they couldn¡¯t stand the atmosphere inside that bathroom and needed to get the hell out of that olfactory demolition to the senses with some gusto cuz the stink that emanated from their butt bullet holster was akin to that of the aroma that wafts inside of a slaughterhouse .

But most importantly you take into account the dollars that those dweebs give to you and put them into your bank ¡­¡­

So that you can pay off your gambling losses till you eventually win and turn triumphant .

And that¡¯s the key right there . To what door ? I haven¡¯t the foggiest , cuz I¡¯m baked more than those potatoes that you wrapped inside that aluminum foil that you forgot in the oven for last year¡¯s Christmas celebration in honor of Baby Jesus¡¯ birthday . You ruined Aunt Meg¡¯s holiday because she was so looking forward to them after you talked them up so much at Thanksgiving by the way . 

In short , don¡¯t worry cuz you¡¯ll rebound like a prime Charles Barkley . I have no doubts . 

2-4......

1  bad bet......

Giants are scary bad....

Darnold has been a joke as a pro

looked like Joe Namath on Sunday...