Shrimps Picks

Minn+2  Wrong team favored....

WV +8.....This dog will hunt...

TAM-2.5  100K  loons on Saturday night....

You have the capabilities to exceed expectations . You’re smart , vibrant , exemplary , and a pillar of society . You often walk out of a room and the people still remaining in that room are left thoroughly impressed . Your past girlfriends all kick themselves for not adhering to your strict genital hygiene rules and now find themselves in unloving marriages where their husbands do not even care that their cooters smell like a bag of Doritos that somebody farted in . I can only wish you good luck but it will have no bearing on the outcome of your wagers either way . Because you are a master of your own destiny . Godspeed mister Fruit of the Loom wearer and may a successful football campaign find you and nuzzle you up to its giant milky tit of nourishing happiness . Good luck bigred . I believe in you . 

Looks like your gonna miss the GC this week by one...hillbillies. 

Boxers for me.....

That was very touching...

Dont tell Wreck,he excites easily....

Quick tip : never mention boxers and touching so close together¡­¡­

you were literally just a few syllables away there ¡­.too close

also I wrote ¡° quick tip ¡° which isn¡¯t much better ¡­..so I have some work to do as well

wreck worked out those problems with his sexual surrogate . He can last till the first commercial break of those professional badminton matches he watches direct from The Netherlands now .

I¡¯m not much of a college football bettor , only the Pros , so anxiously awaiting your NFL picks like I¡¯m Tupac waiting to be bailed out by Suge Knight . That didn¡¯t turn out well . I hope your selections do better . God Bless carpetman .

Actually did much better in the NFL than CFB...last year...

BOL Shrimp. Like them all, except my Irish will win SU! At least I hope. I have side bet with a neighbor who is from Texas and a big A&M fan

Good luck  WMI.......

Every poster in the mains did better in the NFL than you did in CFB last year.

It's not like you set the bar high.

Good luck this year, you fit sumbitch

Keep a record prick......

Best of Luck Red 

Good fishing music, is this Bigred?

My son,,,,,

@undermysac

 Now that was good!

@undermysac

I’d love to go fishing on your boat, with you, Hugh, Bigred, the guy from England, Biscuit, and all the other misfits that make the Penalty Box their home.  Even the “mick” who owns this show.  I really can’t understand his brogue.  He’ll have to bring an interpreter along!

For some reason , I like the opposite of all 3 

a missed FG cost me that game...

23-27 last year...

last night 1-3....

pushed...boooooo

Much like the bacon wrapped scallops they try and peddle to you while you¡¯re shopping at BJ¡¯s ¡­¡­ your year to date record is a small sample size ¡­..

So I just know that you¡¯ll bounce back like a big girl¡¯s flapjack titty does when she jumps off the diving board and it smacks her in the face at the pool on your next few picks ¡­¡­

no doubt about it friend ¡­¡­

You are well on your way to catapulting yourself Evel Knievel style into the welcoming applause of your adoring public . So long as you don¡¯t disintegrate into a fiery wreck of charred flesh so early here in the season .

Just in case wear your little helmet .

I¡¯ll be pulling for you but please don¡¯t read into that like I¡¯m a massage parlor or anything . God bless CarpetMan . 

I'll be pulling for A&M for ya but I chickened out. 

it pushed ....FG   kicker was best in the conference last year....

30 yarder off the upright...

47 yarder wide right....

I will wear my Sunday's best crotchless 

That's just nuts.....