Olympics....Finally Here

@lennon65

 and the skateboarding i found boring but those kids are Athletic as hell

Today went 4-3 with a couple of tennis matches cancelled...so far 8-5.

Pending tennis futures...Djokovic and Collins  to win it all..

Women's basketball 

Australia-23 over Nigeria

Japan +21 / USA

Women's tennis 

Jaqueline Christian-102 over Angelique Kerber

Dayna Yastremska +110 over Camila Osorio

Donna Vekic +120 over Bianca Andreescu

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Australian women's basketball team got didgeridoo'd up the vajayjay

Germany beating Belgium

Makes me question the Japan squad now and whether or not they can hang...I thought this spread was gonna be close around the number, but who knows if USA comes out and puts the Japanese kimono over em

Tennis

Looking at the Pegula match as an underdog and the line has stayed consistent....oddsmakers may know what's up here, but that over 21.5 looks very tempting... 

Japan/USA line has been played up to 22.5 now

I can't pass up Pegula at plus money...Pegula not in the best of form but she should be able to beat Svitolina....I found this quote by Pegula that I think gives her the edge..."I am fully shaven and your balls are not...wanna play"

I'm adding:

Jessica Pegula +110 over Elina Svitolina

&

playing the Over 21.5

Neither of them dames is my type . One looks like an arm wrestler that Sylvester Stallone beat in Over The Top and the other one looks like she suffers from chipped tooth syndrome because she really fancies the Peanut Brittle .

Any of these chicks in this tournament sport a fine derri¨¨re that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream ? Does any of these estrogen stackers have enough ample bosom meat to click their teeth closed after a vigorous back and forth volley is what I¡¯m asking ? With the thunder tit take off rocketing up into their chins ? You feel me ? 

gimme the update homies .

Pegula can look like a horse sometimes...and not of the equestrian type

There are plenty of soft vanilla type cones in the tourney...several actually...Collins roundness is proportionally stable...Paolini is not too bad in the midget category...you could toss her around a bit and she would always land on her feet...Donna Vekic has a face that you could share some escargot with...Emma Navarro could do some damage on your baseline with her hair pulled back and can volley your net with few wet groundstrokes...

Go get you some tiger....lay the tracks down and they will follow

Beach volleyball is where the brown sugar is and they've got a few lollipops making pearls over there...

Now you’re  talkin’ my language cousin . I need to grease the skittle on these bedroom angels of wanton athletic lust and formidable booty sturdiness . Their freakish desire to catapult themselves towards the limit of their capabilities fills me with a raging and sometimes penetrating need to meet their willingness to succeed head on with some of my own prowess . I’d give them some stiff competition . I might take em to Applebee’s afterwards too , for a chocolate sundae or some karaoke . I do an awesome “ IRonMan “ by Black Sabbath . Usually I walk out to applause only to be stopped by one of the cooks that came out from the back so that he can give me a free doggy bag of yesterday’s leftover short ribs as a sign of appreciation . Dude always has tears in his eyes . Maybe he was cutting onions . But I like to think it was my performance .  I dominate that spot . Piss right on the floor too before leaving . They know that though . They always got the yellow bucket waiting and parked in the corner by the hostess station . I see Hector the mop guy always bring it out while belting out the last verse . Never foils my concentration though . I got that shit memorized . Like every cup size of every ex girlfriend I ever blessed with the semen stream . Get Rhonda a wheelbarrow…. Know what I’m sayin ‘ ?

good luck on your plays 

I heard tell the athletes had access to 250,000 free condoms, which seems ambitious even for those fucking rabbits. 

There are more than 11,000 athletes and considering that most of these are young and athletic people they could prolly do it 4 or 5 times a day/night....in fact, this may be the only reason why the Frenchies did not put air conditioning in the rooms so they could deter athletes from slamming their junk together...imagine the release that one must get after finishing your event that you trained all these years for and then just letting it out on some foreign skin that you may never see again...they ought to make this an event if you ask me....hand out medals n shit and maybe a ribbon or two....

Olympic Village could be the most dank spot on the planet for getting your floor routine off the high bar while perfecting your pommel horse skills....you may butterfly dat ass while freestyling your backstroke....

Even fields in idaho don't stand a plowing chance.....

2-5 on the day

10-10 overall

Those overnight line movements are yelling at us to pay attention....I see you cocksuckers...I think only the Colombia women's soccer match went against me and it still won... 

Volleyball plays may be forthcoming as I see some edge in some of the favorites....high priced favorites in most matches coming through as the sport holds steady....no middle class teams really...either really good or really bad...no middle balls there...so far ho hum in both indoor and outdoor matches....

I'm coming for you IOC....strap up or strap on...

@ABooksNightmare

 So I was watching I guess it was the pommel horse, it had handles, and the dude was spinning his ass off. Damn near made me dizzy. 

Today went 2-5 and sitting at mercury level, the weakest of all metals, at 10-10.

Pending tennis futures...Djokovic and Collins to win it all..

Men's soccer

Morocco -188 over Iraq

Argentina/Ukraine under 2.75

USA/Guinea under 3

Israel/Japan draw +265

Mali +169 over Paraguay

Men's basketball

Greece -4 over Spain

Japan +18 over France

Germany -12 over Brazil

Men's tennis

Alexei Popyrin/Stan Wawrinka over 23.5

Mariano Navone +4 over Lorenzo Musetti

Women's tennis

Angelique Kerber +199 over Leylah Fernandez

Qinwen Zheng/Emma Navarro under 21.5

Marta Kostyuk +142 over Maria Sakkari

Good luck you hose spickets

@Biscuiteater1

 Gymnastics is friggen wild...the mens events with the horse and rings is out of this world difficult....I don't know how they do that shit on the rings...I tried to suspend myself on my stairs and about tore ligaments I cannot even pronounce....these guys get up on those rings and do that cross pose and the other spread arm pose and don't even twitch a muscle...and the horse, fuggettaboutit....how the fuck can you do all that spinning around and twirling n shit and not hit your head on the two handles...that's some crazy ass carnival ride shit nobody be paying 4 tickets to ride....

Mad respect for those fellas and the ladies equally....those uneven bars no way no how and they be flipping and twisting like they 3 bottles in of whiskey and not one of em gets hurt or fucks up really....wild ass shit...

Are there fighters/boxers born male

fighting female athletes?

and is there a line on these??

LOCK

the IOC does not allow an unfair advantage in competitors...which equates to why there are 250,000 condoms being provided to athletes...get on rabbit, get on

There is some promising action to be had in the area of shuttlecock

Athletes doing athletic type things should be encouraged...

I nominate Snoop to do commentary on every event....this will draw more to what is happening....the Olympics could be all year long just so Snoop can set up his commentary...I see ya Snoop...I need that...

He brought the cock to shuttlecock....

https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsports/video/7396884679908969771

So i had action in Golf Gold medallist I have a vested interest in Detry @ 50-1, EVRooyan @ 125-1, Noren @28-1 and T. Kim @22-1. I will let the accounting dep't know results using Yehaws or something worse!

Accounting department will be along to straighten it out

Today went 6-5 and 16-15 overall...couple nice doggy wins though...

Pending tennis futures...Djokovic and Collins to win it all..

Women's soccer

Brazil/Spain  under 2.5

Japan -200 over Nigeria

Germany -2.5 over Zambia...this one gets ugly

Australia/USA under 3

Colombia +.5 over Canada

Men's basketball

Puerto Rico +17.5 over Serbia

South Sudan under 81 total points vs USA

 Women's basketball 

China -5.5 over Serbia

Men's tennis

Sebastian Baez +4.5 over Stefamos Tsitsipas

 Corentin Moutet +5 over Tommy Paul

Taylor Fritz -110 over Lorenzo Musetti

Feliz Auger Aliassime / Danil Medvedev over 22.5

Women's tennis

Dona Vekic -149 over Maria Kostyuk

Danielle Collins +6.5 over Iga Swiatek

Good luck 

I took your advice and watched some of that female tennis . I gotta say I didn¡¯t see any real big tits . There was some nice curvature on the freakazoid backsides and the bottoms , but then boom ! you look up , and it¡¯s god damn man hands that could rip a manual transmission out of the center console on that initial gearshift from first to second .

Instantly became wary of that whole ordeal when I imagined one of them brutes ripping off my Wrangler jeans looking for my lasso .

Da hell am I supposed to do with a broad that¡¯s got pincers like that ? Take her to the carnival and charge people 50 cents to watch her rip telephone books in half ?

how bout them 4 heartbreakers you listed there near the end ? Any of them got that Venus de Milo body that a guy could really get crazy about ?

Something really special is what I¡¯m sayin¡¯ , like that would make you spring for just regular meals at Chili¡¯s and not the 2 for 20 ? You feel me ?

Drop the bomb on which of dem skeezers got the goods . I don¡¯t wanna just see tennis balls bouncing around . Ya dig ?

Spock...did you see Danielle Collins? She's got a rack and pinion on her...she's tapioca

You can't just look at them in their athletic garb....you gotta look at them on their instagram or other pages....

https://www.instagram.com/danimalcollins/?hl=en

https://www.wtatennis.com/photos/1404467/gallery-donna-vekic-s-first-photo-shoot

You haven't had balls until you've had a taste from one of these ladies....