How come so many women nowadays have tattoos

I'm an old fashioned guy with old fashioned values and I love ladies.  A far cry from the typical female nowadays.  I blame you average ordinary guys out there for creating such pathetically low standards for this horrific demise in the quality of women and the dire lack of true ladies out there.

Did you know once upon a time a true gentlemen like myself would open the car door for a lady?  This was considered an unwritten rule.  You'd be hard pressed to see that these days with so many of you average Joe pigs out there.  

What about the way people dress nowadays.  I wear a suit everyday cuz I want to attract classy people around me.  But that's not possible when the entire lot of you seem to relish wearing pajamas and other jalopies.   Come on people's stop being such entitled inconsiderate slobs.

Here's a perfect picture to illustrate the demise in female virtues.... recall the television show WKRP in Cincinnati,  the character, Bailey, played by Jan Smithers,  she was an absolute goddess and yet she was 2nd fiddle to Lonnie Anderson.  Nowadays the standard is a la the biker chick in the movie Sudden Impact.  This is all the collective fault of all you pig guys out there that have about as much class as the toilet paper I've wiped my ass with after eating 10 habanero Chipotle burritos.  Cheers

You probably got a brown spot in your underwear right now .

I wipe clean of excess debris like you pathetic old man, you couldn't out think me ever especially with your alzheimers

And you with your mantra regarding false cheer, you are the epitome of false cheer, you fucking phony baloney unworthy consumer of the world's scarce natural resources.  Keep trying you're no match, yeah you have your following of mediocre minds who actually think you have something to contribute other than participation trophies 

Hey yo what¡¯s with all the vitriol ? This is no way to score ¡° points ¡° ya feel me grandmaster ? Now if you got the runs and some dookie residue crossed your home plate , then you¡¯re batting a thousand in my book homie . Now you got two strikes against you already with what you said . Ok ? And I ain¡¯t Dracula but I got you down on the count feel me potsie ? So don¡¯t let your Ralph Mouth try to swing on me again cuz it¡¯ll hurt your average . I meant you¡¯re average . Just another zombie walkin¡¯ . I ain¡¯t goin out like Willy Lump Lump . Ya heard ? You best believe .

Yeah you go off on your useless tangents cuz you can't address the main point.... this is a watered down society filled with low standard individuals like yourself and no I don't feel you.  I don't want no part of walking mental cancers. 

We both know that you have no gentlemen qualities and you're in the majority which is obviously your comfort zone.  

Spike?

Spockgato is the typical poser who runs his big mouth and tells people that he's been everywhere and done everything when all he's done his run his big fucking mouth and wasted your time without you knowing it 

Who are you one of spickgatos followers who actually think he brings value with participation trophies 

Not like you.

So many of you mental midgets out there always whine about things that are wrong with the world today...  I just explained it to you clearly and concisely.  Are you listening, well are you??? 

I think this should be taken to the Cobra Kai Dojo when each of you can have the chance to earn your brown belt and see whose stain is the deepest

Of course you'll never be me, you don't like to think, you participation lover dick sucker.  You need false cheer I don't 

Cake is an honorary member and proudly wears his Friars Club jacket at all events, sponsored and non sponsored

And to think this started over female tattoos and you blaming the guys

If a female were to get a tattoo to describe this very moment, what would it be of?

I¡¯m just sayin¡¯ open a bible , read a beatitude , watch a dog fuck another dog at the park and embrace the beauty of nature . Stuff like that . Enjoy life . Cuz you never know . One day you could just be sitting there being Dion , on your couch masturbating and then the next , boom , the ceiling fan falls down and decapitates you , and then I¡¯m just sayin¡¯ , nobody will be around to feed your dog cuz you live alone so you know what that means . It¡¯ll be open season all summer long boys . Buffet ala Dimucci . What are you talkin¡¯ to me like I¡¯m a finnichio for ? I¡¯m a god damn incredible man . I don¡¯t even litter .

There are cracks in the muffin pan

This munchkin is hilarious. 

'I think I'm gonna go terrorise the box today'

Right

And I didn't recognize him at first with his back turned to us, but he calls runs in baseball, points

Kind of an odd bloke, but he might be a bit confused or on some type of medication or missed his surgery date

Well the answer is simple, they like them. 

Dear diary 

Little known fact : I¡¯ve got a Rosa Parks tattoo on my left shoulder blade .

It would be a tattoo if an incel. Or maybe NO PASS at her waist line. This guy sounds like the life of the party.

Maybe a lot of Girls want to be a Carny?