CD Newsletter Week 13

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Bears @ Lions -10.5 O/U 48.5

t's David against Goliath in the first game on Thanksgiving. The Lions ran all over the Colts last week While the Bears took the Vikings into OT and lost by a FG. Why Can't the Bears win these close games? Who else ( beside Sac ) will bet on the Bears on this fine Thanksgiving Day?I'll take a stab at the Bears with the points. The Lions look unstoppable, but those injuries will catch up to them. They better bring their A game or they will get run over by Sac in his 18 wheeler. Bears Avg. 23 Pts. , Lions Avg. 24 pts. L5yrs. Lions win but don't cover ( 27 ¨C 23 )

Giants @ Cowboys -3.5 O/U 38

The Giants got their Ass handed to them by the ¡°Bread Maker ¡° Baker Mayfield While the Cowboys showed some heart by beating their former Defensive coach and handed the Redskin a loss at home. That onside kick by the Redskin was a dagger in the heart , No one even tried to tackled the returner ( C'mon Man ).This is how the Cowboys offense should be playing ball and the defense need to stop screwing around. It's Turducken time , who will feast on the Turkey Legs today? ( Madden ). Giants Avg. 16 pts. , Cowboys Avg. 31 pts. L5 Yrs. BR , want to chime in? The Cowboys win ( 30 ¨C 17 )

Dolphins @ Packers -3 O/U 47.5

The Dolphins just Grilled the Patriots like a jerk chicken over charcoal. They just do what they wanted to do in Living Colors. The Packers just dismantled the Purdyless Niners who is riddled with injuries at home. Tua doesn't do very well in the cold and that's why they're an underdog. Better check the weather , The Packers can't play in the rain. The last time these two met was in 2022 where the Packers won 26 ¨C 20 . The Packer win ( 24 - 21)

Raiders @ Chiefs -13.5 O/U 42.5

The Chiefs got all they can handle from the Panthers. They were very lucky to escaped with a winning FG in the last minute of the game. The Bronco took the Raiders to the slammer and shut them down in the 2H. Not only the Raiders couldn't get a TD in the 2H , they also lost their QB ( Cashew ) to injury. Without Cashew , Can you say ¡° Road Kill ¡° ? The Chiefs should win this game if they keep their foot on the Gas Pedal. Raiders Avg. 20 pts , Chiefs Avg. 32 Pts. L5 yrs. Chiefs win ( 31 - 18 )

Chargers @ Falcons +1 O/U 47.5

The last times these two met was in 2020 & 2022 . TheChargers beat the Falcons with the score of 20 -17 . The Oddmakers are not giving the Chargers any respect making them an underdog.We'll see what the Odds are after the play the Ravens. The score were the same for both times. Let's make it 3 in a row. Chargers win ( 20 ¨C 17 )

Steelers @ Bengals -3.5 O/U 46

The Brngals are cpming off a bye while the Steelers got a wake up call from the Browns. You better show up to play everyweek or you'll get a beat down. The Bengals offense seems to be rolling and ready to make a run for a wildcard. The Steelers like to run the ball a lot more than passing. The Bengals will be stacking the line knowing the seelers likes to run. This is going to be a close game. Steelers Avg. 21 pts. , Bengals Avg. 21 L5 yrs. Bengals win ( 23 ¨C 20 )

Texans @ Jaguars +6 O/U 43

The Huge Favorite Texans got ran over by some Reindeer named the Titans. The titans were ready to play smash mouth football , but the Texans weren't ready. Now they have to travel over to a well rested Gettysburgh's team.The Texans have lost 2 in a row and they are reeling right now.The Jaguars just loves to play the Spolier this week. Texans avg. 22 pts. , Jaguars avg. 19 pts. L5 yrs. Go ahead and chime in Getty. Getty gets a win ( 24 ¨C 21 ) .

Cardinals @ Vikings -2 O/U 47

The Cardinals got Spanked by the Seahawks in a slow , slow boring game ( glad I didn't bet on it ) . The Cardinals gave up a pick 6 , which shouldn't happen if Murray didn't throw the ball. The Vikings Barely won in OT against Sac with a FG. No need to worry about the weather in this game. It looks like they will be chugging the balls all over the field today.These two met in 2021 ( 34 ¨C 33 ) 2022 ( 26-34 ) , they split the games with each winning 1 game each. Vikings should take care of business . Vikings win ( 27 ¨C 23 )

Colts @ Patriots +2.5 O/U 42.5

The Colts got curb stomped by the Lions as predicted in the last newsletter.The Colts couldn't get any decent drive put together against the Lions. They will fare a little better against the Patriots who got Grilled by the Dolphins. These teams are ruthless , score or be scored on is the motto in the league now. The Patriots will bounce back up against the Colts. Check weather first if you want to bet. Patriots Avg 16 Pts. , Colts Avg. 13 Pts. I smell an upset here.. Patriots Win ( 16 - 13 )

Seahawks @ Jets +1.5 O/U 42.5

The Seahawks just took out Murray and the Cardinals with a 1 , 2 uppercut , While the Jets are coming off a bye with a rested crew. Will Gino be making Pizza for his former team or will he roast them alive? The line says that Gino will be the Winner and Mr.Rodger will come out the loser. The last 2 time these two met was in 2020 ( 40 ¨C 3 ) , 2023 ( 23 ¨C 6 ) where the Seahawks won both games. Can Gino lead the Seahawks to 3 in a row? I know that Rodgers gets mad easily if he gets pressured and can't make an accurate throw. Sac would love to see Rodger to lose every single game. Waiting to see who the public likes. Seahawks win ( 20 - 13 )

Titans @ Redskins -5.5 O/U 43.5

The Titans are on cloud nine right now , they finally got their act together and beat the Texans as a big underdog ( Congrats Johnny & Me ) . While the Redskins lost a disappointing game late in the fourth Quarter. The Redskins need to finish off their opponents aerly and not drag it into the 4Q. They should be able to bounce back against the Titans who is still celebrating their Victory. The last time these two met was in 2022 where the Titans beat the Redskin 21 ¨C 17. Redskin win ( 27 ¨C 20 )

Bucs @ Panthers +6 O/U 46.5

Baker and the Bucs handed The Giants their just Desserts in the form of a beatdown while the Panthers took the Chiefs down to the wire and came so close to winning ( I know Sac wanted to cah that ML so bad ) . Bryce young is still running for his life on every down , he desperately needs a good QB coach to help him through his progression.The Panthers will be playing the Spoiler once again this year. The Bucs are 7 ¨C 1 against the Panthers in this meeting since 2020. Bucs avg. 26 pts. , Panthers avg. 15 pts. L5 yrs. Bucs win ( 27 ¨C 17 )

Rams @ Saints +1.5 O/U 46.5

The Saints got a Bye where the Rams got ran over by Barkley and the Eagles on Sunday Night. They weren't able to contain or stop the Eagles from doing anything. The Saints got a win against the Dumpster Fire Brown, but the Rams are in the wildcard mode and ready to put a beat down after the beating they got. The Saints better be ready to match points for points or they will be left in the Dusk till Dawn.The last 2 times these two met was in 2022 ( 20-27 ) , 2023 ( 30-22 ) where it was split , each team winning one game each. Rams win ( 27 – 24 )

Eagles @ Ravens -3.5 O/U 50.5

The Eagles looked pretty good against the Rams on Sunday Night. They were able to run and pass the ball against the Rams All Night Long( Lionel Richie ). Now they face the Ravens who's playing on Monday Night as I typed this out. The key to winning is containing Barkley , if they can't do that then they will get floored with Barkley's foot print. As usual , I'll let the Village people discuss it more with Barney & Friends. Eagles Avg. 20 pts. , Ravens Avg. 21 pts. L5 yrs. Ravens win ( 27 – 23 )

49ers @ Bills -7 O/U 46

The Depleted 49ers got tossed aside by the Packers and it wasn't even close from the get go. The 49ers are a wounded Duck staggering to stay upright while the Bills are coming off a bye and well rested. The Bills have all the momentum going their way in this match up . Josh Allen will carve up the 49ers Defense like hot knife through butter if Shannahan don't come up with something to counter the Bills offense. It is a mismatch on paper , but I'll wait to see which side the public is on. 49ers Avg. 20 pts. L 6 yrs , Bills Avg. 21 pts. L 5 yrs. Bills win ( 21 – 20 )

Browns @ Broncos -5.5 O/U 41.5

The Broncos took it to the Raiders in the 2H and walked away a winner. I thought they would lose since they played poorly in the 1H, but Payton made the right adjustment in the 2H. The Browns got some extra days to rest since beating the Steelers and now have to travel to Mile High. Crab legs might be exhausted by the 4Q with the air so thin in Denver. Bo Nix is coming along nicely and finding his open receivers while the Defense is wreaking havoc on opposing teams. Browns Avg. 20 pts. L 6 yrs , Broncos Avg. 21 pts. L 5 yrs. Broncos win ( 23 – 20 )

If my math is right , there should be 16 games for this week. This is all I can muster on a short notice. As always , the Line will fluctuate up and down.  Have at it guys , I hope everybody ( P-Box Crew ) win a lot of  this week ( I'm looking at you Sac  )  Someone will have to do week 14 , I might be in a food coma after the Holiday.

only u no one else.....

Nice work cy

Initial gut is hou/jax over and titans + the point

Gl this week ya hooligans 

@bigred84  

@dubz4dummyz  

Sad news in Chicago. 

Legendary coach Mike Ditka who is 85 years old has entered hospice care. 

Prayers for Da Coach 

Good stuff Cy,now give the Pho a break and get yourself some Sopa de Mondongo 

Sure the Gints are in tank mode but no one wants to look like a putz on national tv, but it's a little fishy they didn't throw some more meat on the hook maybe a 5.

@Biscuiteater1

 Debating cowboys in survivor ...limited options...prob end up on hou or den tho

I just read a Twitter post by Jarret Payton saying that this claim is false...wtf

@bigred84

 No Roquan tonight, i'm fairly certain, in fact i'd bet it. 

Lions win but don't cover ( 27 – 23 )

Really. I guess my pocket will be lighter come Friday morn.

@Cyrax

 Thanks for stepping up again Cy. This might be the first b2b2b since CD wrote it every week

line says he's not playing...over will be 

if he doesnt dress..

Harrison is a 6 5'' statue....

Dobbins n Edwards will run wild on our great run D....

Worthy of another Pulitzer CY. Enjoy the soup!!

Good work again Cy..be careful, you might be the designated newsletter chief of operations