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Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 1:38 AM ET #1

My second born daughter is being married this weekend. It will be the final wedding I have to pay for.

Let us rejoice and be glad.

an_cheers

Amen

A little less conversation elvis

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iConsciousness

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 2:06 AM ET #2

Congrats, Hank! What kind of wedding is it? Church, outdoor, destination...

Regardless, let's get you some winners to help reimburse you for it.

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Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 2:13 AM ET #3

Sort of a nondenominational. The venue is a restored iron forging facility.

Expensive as fuck!!

Im like WTF!!!

The property is shit!!!

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iConsciousness

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 2:44 AM ET #4

an_roll_laugh

In this day and age of social media and Instagram worthy pics, everyone has to have a unique wedding that also knocks it out of the park. That place should do the trick. I bet it's going to be awesome, but hopefully you're not living off Top Ramen for the next few months.

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sundance

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 3:57 AM ET #5

an_cheers

Amen!

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bigred84

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 5:28 AM ET #6

Linoleum on sale.... an_bounce

Do u still drive ur Pinto..... confused

an_roll_laugh

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spockgato

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 8:24 AM ET #7

Congrats .

May their first child be a masculine child …

…..that one day grows up to reimburse you monetarily , or in other ways …..

like bringing you the love and the joy that only a grandson can provide , as you watch the fruit of your loins ascend towards motherhood , where she will gain the valuable experience in truly understanding what this life is all about…..

and hopefully that little kid doesn’t somewhere along the way call you….

“ GrandPappyPoopyPants “…..

cuz you know , kids say the darndest ……

peace Good Tidings

BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall

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IntenseOperator

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 9:51 AM ET #8

Gift for an all chicka wedding

"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"

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JOHNNY_ODAE

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 10:18 AM ET #9

Father of the Bride, you wear it well Sir! When Sunday rolls around I hope you are blessed with winners clover .

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Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 11:18 AM ET #10

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undermysac

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 11:34 AM ET #11

Congrats Hank!!

Is she marrying a carpet salesman?

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IntenseOperator

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 11:36 AM ET #12

Wedding music

"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"

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lbcake

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 11:39 AM ET #13

I come from a large family. All but one of my sisters eloped.

My dad's inheritance will be substantial.

I hope she finds joy and happiness.

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IntenseOperator

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 11:42 AM ET #14

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Congrats Hank!! Is she marrying a carpet salesman?

Almost there

It does involve carpet

"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"

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Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 11:47 AM ET #15

@undermysac

angry

We might not have much but we do have standards!

peace_5

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bigred84

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 1:55 PM ET #16

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Congrats Hank!! Is she marrying a carpet salesman?

an_woo

I sell all types of flooring Mike Ditka.... an_wink

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bigred84

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 1:56 PM ET #17

Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

@undermysac We might not have much but we do have standards!

an_hammer

Settle down Mule Nuts.,... moose

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bigred84

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 1:56 PM ET #18

Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

@undermysac We might not have much but we do have standards!

an_hammer

Settle down Mule Nuts.,... moose

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benhogan76

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 2:32 PM ET #19

Congrats an_cheers

John Prine an_worship

Article 134

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IntenseOperator

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 3:08 PM ET #20

Ellen and Portia married at their home in Los Angeles in August 2008, in California. The pair both wore Zac Posen outfits, and matching slippers which said 'I Do' on them. an_light

"Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"

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Miracling2

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 5:49 PM ET #21

@Cranky_Hank

peace_5

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trainwreck66

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 7:09 PM ET #22

@Cranky_Hank

Drink in moderation peace_5

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Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Dec. 6, 2024 - 7:46 PM ET #23

Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:

Congrats John Prine

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JOHNNY_ODAE

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Posted: Dec. 8, 2024 - 8:34 AM ET #24

Did you survive it Bro? If I remember correctly still stuff to do @ the event site but I think it's ladies work an_roll_laugh

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spockgato

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Posted: Dec. 8, 2024 - 9:19 AM ET #25

Who we kiddin�� ? Homeboy is probably passed out drunk and still in a stupor under the gazebo in that back grassy area near the woods where the bridal party took all those pictures ��..

with dick in hand .

So my guess is ��.. he had a blast an_cheers

BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall

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