I’m your next Moderator

You have my vote 

Did you get spocks email that dinner was cancelled tonight because Chef Mike (his microwave) is low on wattage and he's afraid the meatloaf will not caramelize properly on his engine block...he said he's making jiffy pop on the stove and watching bridesmaids again...

I was only bringing the rolls so no biggie

It wasnt meant as whine - but I wouldnt take a non paid job neither -  where I had to deal with ppl like me so I get the point 

Do you like cabernet

if it was meant for me - I dont know what it means 

@Calde13

 Do you like Red Wine??

It is ok but I prefer stronger alcohol - if I drink it is to become wasted not because it tastes good 

@Calde13

 Cabernet is a form of Red Wine.

Friends

I must be missing something. I'm old and cranky, so forgive me, but I will say I'm mystified by what I'm seeing : the ClubDirt Newsletter should be over for the year. Club's Newsletter was about football --pro football. Out of respect, stop it. Unless I'm wrong, the tradition was that the Super Bowl ended it for the year. Then we would anxiously wait for whenever Club decided we should start looking at the next season. It is unrecognizable right now. Christmas loses its special meaning if it goes on every day. My favorite people continued the Newsletter when Club left, and I'm eternally grateful for that. But we should know when to stop. Please, it's gone on long enough. If you want to discuss other sports with our favorite posters contributing, fine. Name the thread after the Organ; or Getty; or Sac, who has become the non-stop information center for all of us and who single-handedly has me rooting for the Chicago Bears. The Chicago Freaking Bears!!! FuKK you Sac.

I know I'm on the Spockgato thread so I'll just end with this : Spock-- please don't join those moderators. Some were normal before becoming Stepford Wives. Fresh Air ? Your insane, stream of consciousness posts have become like an Aaron Judge or Shohei Ohtani at-bat. NOT TO BE MISSED. Why would you join them ? Please, give us another year at least before they maim your beautiful brain.

Respectfully,

Ken

Kenpom is that you

@ABooksNightmare

 No sir.

@1129ken

 When you're right you're right. 

Spock I see you are in cuffs.  Godspeed to your release 

@soup-can

 His interview apparently didn¡¯t go well!

@Biscuiteater1

 Biscuit, my friend---I appreciate that very much. I really don't need people to agree with me but I have had respect for you from the Dirt Newsletter for a very long time. You are one of the people I enjoy the most, bantering back and forth with other ClubDirt Newsletter legends.You also don't need anyone agreeing with you. You speak your mind. You, Hugh, Getty, Wreck,Hank, Sac and so many others know how to keep the Dirt Newsletter not just alive, but a vibrant and special place in the universe. Best wishes for the off season, my friend.

I¡¯m a blibbering maniac on the doorstep of grandeur .

performing an orchestra of torture that takes me on a tour through the morbidness of the storm that I was born with that¡¯s my mantra .

Watch as I formulate and put into short order this laborious task that sort of tricks me into a trance that disrupts ,

my breathing , and my seeing , as I¡¯m seething at my depleted laughing as I ass kick and I crush¡­.

whatever obstacle lands it¡¯s derri¨¨re in between what I envision and want ,

as I dare to stare at and grab with some lust the victory of my own thinking like it¡¯s the bitch¡¯s titty that¡¯s dancing bare and so merrily towards the stiffness in my jock

i¡¯m original with my non sequitur scriptures that are filled with nonsense stills like photographer pictures so I don¡¯t wish to switch things or ¡° mod ¡°

how I¡¯m built because I¡¯m mountain skill and willpower and whittling down to a hill would be a tough pill to swill for real it would be a prob

cuz I¡¯m spock 

The ruthless aggressor and chaser of heaven that¡¯s on the cusp ¡­..

Of death as I prep for whatever¡¯s next when this extended bed and breakfast eventually ends and I turn to dust .

Caskets , cemetery terrors , that scandalous , that¡¯s heresy , that¡¯s just man¡¯s error that¡¯s a flub 

so you can just sit there in that shared nightmare without a care and you can judge .

*but fuck you cuz I¡¯m NOT guilty of being afraid of all the unknown possibilities of what this Life might be 

Not true. That turkey lived! 

a djbrow sighting

sup bro

@djbrow

Welcome home, stranger 

@djbrow

Amber alert cancelled 

it is Christmas time. Any upsets? Any teams you all have seen? I was in Hawaii for the Maui (was in Honolulu) Invitational and would not be surprised to see any of those teams in the finals, breaking my heart it won't be Kansas. 

Purdue was in my hotel and those guys were in gym all the time except when they played. 

I think Colorado State is really good. Check out their out of conference schedule. 

Can we still celebrate ?

I¡¯ve flipped my nerves and I¡¯m off my motherfuckin¡¯ rocker , like an old Joe Cocker ,

and I don¡¯t mince words homie so much as I fuckin¡¯ chop ¡®em .

like a natural high samurai flying saucer zapped from the atmosphere to it¡¯s catastrophic doom,

so what would you do if I rapped outta tune ?

would you stand up ? flip me the finger ? and crip walk out on me ?

or would you handle it by being bigger and not shit talk all your doubts all heed

the words of a medical marvel ,

who gambles with death like it¡¯s pointspreads and the props that I don¡¯t get and never expected or intended to accept who questions your morals ?

weapons of deflection not destruction you¡¯re stench filled you¡¯re horrible , with your quick to run from the scene screams and titty breasts that jiggle from afar I view

mediocre , average , and moderately enlightened ,

light hitting limp wristed figures thinking they¡¯re the boxers with the biggest punches

like a criminal infiltrating where I live I¡¯m quick on the trigger to disfigure functions 

with my wizardry of witticisms that whip you like Indiana and leave you Jonesin¡¯ for the humble shit

that I gift like Christmas after encounters where I devour , cowards who think their power can tower unbounded for infinite hours

i¡¯m not sour ,

please ,

I¡¯m motherfuckin¡¯ sweet , but like diabetes too much from me¡¯ll leave you up in the sheets

snug like a bug and stuck in a dream , cuz none of you motherfuckers done seen what I¡¯ve seen

in this scene

that¡¯s just part of the play ,

that comes from our Creator¡¯s artwork that startles us amazed ,

we¡¯re the Martians , we¡¯re just star dust , we¡¯re particles insane ¡­..

and this jargon isn¡¯t just part and parcel marvelous and hard to listen to , it¡¯s the truth , and bitch it isn¡¯t up for debate ¡­..

* do I get my mythical moderator status now mister hospitable and honorable djWrinkledBrow ?

Thank you in advance for your future response bro 

U are 1 in a Million......