CD Newsletter Week 14

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

And mine is : when in doubt take the under.

There must be a balance in this world, otherwise , all we have is brussels sprouts. 

Probability of nailing all 272 games this year is -

1/7,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 

A man and his calculator.

Lions would be wise to slow this one down to keep their D off the field and what's the best way, run run run away. 

My name is Cranky Hank and I have a gambling addiction.  

2 things can be true at once.  I think both teams have success against their respective defenders.

Parlayed Goff 250+yards passing with Amon-Ra St. Brown 70+yards receiving.  +162 $125 returns $328

Parlayed Love 250+yards passing with Reed 60+yards receiving.  +156  Bonus bet returns $195

Gibbs over 65.5 yards rushing parlayed with  Jacobs over 74.5 yards rushing.  +264  $125 returns $455

Over 51.5 GB/Detroit -120.  $250 returns $477

@Cranky_Hank

 GL 

@iConsciousness

 I¡¯ll need it!  

Chargers just signed the recently waived Laviska Shenault. The QBs throwing to him in his brief career thus far were Gardner Minshew, a mediocre (at the time) Baker Mayfield, and I think was used only on STs with the Seahawks this year but if not, a mediocre Geno Smith.

He's been placed on the Chargers PS, but if you've seen the MASH unit they have out there, it might be just a matter of time before he leapfrogs Chark (coincidentally also a teammate of Shenault in Jacksonville) and sees the field. I dunno...whatever happens, it's a low risk/high reward signing.

Zack Martin out for the remainder.

I like Titans -3' E even though they are 0- 3 when favored. 

2 tickets tied to Thursday night, Lions -3.5/un51.5 parlay @3.75 for 2/3rds of a unit and Lions/Titans ML +129 full unit. Have the Pelicans + 120 on the ML (88$)  tonight Montana +22.5 full unit NCAAF  and in the UFC Garry +275 for 30$. And enough futures in games going down this weekend to make it a festival of plays.  Tiny Tim on the Ukulele, compliments of Cranky Hank should be in the hopper soon. 

Bigred¡¯s early bedtime song.

For a brief period of time Tues the look ahead for Ravens was -6' 112 now 13 - 14  

his last game he didnt appear to give 2 shits....had to cut him loose...

go blow a crippled .........

@iConsciousness

Man do I miss having David Montgomery in navy blue and orange 

@undermysac

 He’s just a solid back!  Ran for a mile against his old team.

This gameplan by LaFleur is garbage 

Wow now Alim McNeil got hurt.

Unreal luck for the Lions

I think you¡¯re on to something.  Lions are blitzing knowing Packers are pass happy.

@Biscuiteater1

 Not judging but look at it this way, 100 bets per cycle forever long that is for you, you will lose 41.5-43 of them is the math that is needed to be successful. Biz, our brain is trained to not except this logic. Vegas banks on it. Just like the over/under movement to bet the over. Who wants to cheer for a slobberknocker 21-16 game. Not in our frontal lobes.