CD Newsletter Week 1

Am I to understand Hugh's skin will be in the game again? And not his fore, tw.

@bigred84

 wtf? Still not understanding?

Derrick Henry rushing yards posted at 67'...think i'd have to take the U. 

with Hugh gambling again the sun just seems a little bit brighter , and dare I say the twat that I poke my salami with feels just a bit more moist and wet than usual , or maybe it was just the compliments that I gave her about her hair and that new expensive bag I bought her ¡­..I like to think that it¡¯s Hugh jumping on the pony again though 

This made me smile. Thank you 

Si Senor

I will be partaking in the art of football wagering for a few weeks. If it goes well I will indulge for a few more weeks. If it does not go well I plan on opening a flooring store in the Baltimore area. I hear it is quite under-served 

@Hugh_Jorgan

Cream Pie    

@trainwreck66

 Ty sir for starting CD Newsletter  

 Bol this season fuktard and GFY 

Not seeing Getty at this point is highly concerning. 

Wishing for the best 

Kelce over 5.5 receptions if you can get good odds...already 1.70 for me which is pretty shit...

Mahomes safety blanket should get targets in week 1

Played a few early ones all 1 unit flat ......

Chiefs  ML  -130

Packers +3  -113

Packers ML  +130

Cards +7  -114

Vikings ML  -112

Steelers +3  -113

See what happens I guess 

Added this to the equation also ....short and sweet fill your wallets with this bad boy 

Broncos  +7.5 / Bucs ML / Lions ML  +323

@trainwreck66

 Pinny,correct?

He might be pulling a Dirt - had enough...

Giddy up.

@lbcake

Yes sir...bought some lines hence the juice 

Are we talking lines like the Us Open or are we talking lines like jv wrestling in fleece north dakota

Way too early plays, and probably too many...

Bengals -8.5(-105) *1.00/.95

The Patriots are in shambles, and brought in an unproven coach. Frankly, he doesn't know what's going on. 

Titans TT U20.5(-118) *1.00/.85

Titans TT U19.5(+120) *.50/.60

Said I wouldn't bet this game, but this I'm confident in. While I don't want to back Caleb with the -4, I think the D gets it done and harasses Will Levis all day long. Who's gonna run the rock with success against this front?

Cardinals +6(-105) *1.00/.95

Just a feeling. Murray is back. The Bills keep unloading players, Milano is hurt again(what else is new), their time has all but run out. Gimme the points.

Raiders +3(-105) *1.00/.95

Raiders ML(+146) *.25/.37

Good coach that the players believe in. Cashew is a beloved QB of the CD fan club and he's now a Raider. What do the Chargers have going for themselves besides Harbaugh coming in? No Keenan Allen, no Austin Eckler, and Herbert is gimpy. Gimme the points and a small ML play, would it really surprise you?

Broncos +6(-108) *1.08/1.00

I'll buy the Sean Payton and Bo Nix hype. Can't be worse than Russell Wilson I suspect. Who are the Seahawks to be laying 6 to anyone without Pete Carol or OC Shane Waldron around? If Geno reverts to the Geno Smith of old without his quarterback whisperer around, this will be a layup. But honestly I don't know all the other stuff to go down in this game, just like the 6. Call it a dart throw.

WFT +3(-105) *1.05/1.00

Said I'd be on these guys early and often(save it for another comment TW). Jayden Daniels and Dan Quinn to the promised land. To be totally transparent, I haven't followed Tampa much this offseason to know what's going on. But I know they've won that division by default the last 2 years, and with less than desirable metrics.

Jets +3.5(-105) *1.05/1.00

Sticking with my initial gut before all the Jets love in the mains. That hook has got me. A SU win wouldn't surprise me. I'll be enjoying the Niners decent all season long. If they don't, you guys can roast me all year long.

Good Luck to everyone's bets this week 

Let's vote for the least desired game to bet on this week.

I say the Getty's and Fish.