I’m your next Moderator

I gots what it takes , to moderate this place non stop all the way , is it what I want or is it prophecy ?

honestly it¡¯s probably too hard to say ,

but I¡¯ll watch this shit if you want or I¡¯ll just wander and walk away¡­..

back into the space and time  , currently in our state of minds , after the asteroids and the aftermath of the crash that changed our ride , that somewhere along the way made our spines more straight and aligned , from apes to creators that prayed to the skies , to becoming atheists and the hate that we make on the fly , the metamorphosis has been enormous yet we¡¯re far from gorgeous so of course makeup your minds ¡­.

do you want rudimentary and uneven policing without reasoning ?

or something with a little seasoning ?

So your taste buds can say yum and don¡¯t hate your stomach for eating shit ?

the offer stands if you take it your blessed , because your forums are full of boredom and there¡¯s wars in your threads , tortures not like the scorching of the earth or the horns or Satan¡¯s breath , but that of too many orifices that get butt torn and are in the poor form of coarsely ignorin¡¯ the takin¡¯ of their meds ¡­.

so let¡¯s go back to the future cuz I love da lore of eons ago , when this forum had some glory and hadn¡¯t been worn down to being a peon or a joke

So please let me be your Goldie Wilson , and let me ¡° really clean up this town ¡° ¡­.

and give the power back to the the civilians , and to the people ¡­..G¡¯z up Hoes down ¡­..

whenever you guys are ready let me know 

I vote for spockgato as the next great moderator of Covers .....

Or is that the first great?

Either way, I stand firm and at attention whenever he sashays into a room

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Sashaying into the room. Just outstanding use of the modern vocabulary. 

+1 for Spock as chief science officer/Covers moderator. 

@Getty3

 Outstanding hire Covers!

 Outstanding hire Covers!

But never forgotten 

There is nothing I¡¯d look forward to more than Spock as a mod, boxing people fairly and a rap explaining the rules broken for the box/ban would be a great asset to covers, instead of just the great asses we are used to

Hell yes

Also Hire Hanky as the town...

don¡¯t be jealous

100% on board with this....if you could so kindly discuss in mod chat that would be fantastic...and remember that we are putting cover sheets on all TPS reports now

spock...congloto

[Quote: Originally Posted by philschnaars]Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Also Hire Hanky as the town... don¡¯t be jealous[/Quote

  maybe you can check why they wont respond to me winning a  weekly contest a month ago..  thank  you. never had that problem before ive been here for 23  years lol..

I promise to leave no stone unturned . Like our ancestors looking into the grasslands to regale on the fare of some ants or some worms . I¡¯ll reprimand assholes and make em switch paths yes they¡¯ll turn , like necks that get crooked and bent when a good lookin¡¯ set of feminine flesh saunters passed the area where they lurk . Dammit I¡¯m berserk . But in an honest and good way . And any problem that i research will find it¡¯s demise by way of my mind and what the ¡° hood ¡° book say . But I ain¡¯t talkin¡¯ bibles or catechisms . Or the time tested vile attributes of these lying fanatical primitive , law writing leches , that literature linguistics surreptitious and that is ¡° all-time deceptive ¡° . Naw son , I¡¯m talkin¡¯ the law and the justice of the land . Where underhanded motherfuckers get dusted like the crud on a lamp . Cuz yup . I¡¯m here to clean . But bro don¡¯t call me mister or sinister or mean , call me misery in a fit of screams , coming from our history cuz things isn¡¯t simple and legitimately isn¡¯t free ¡­¡­

give me a chance I won¡¯t let you down 

That's a crying shame....has this been addressed and rectified? If not, some level of response would be nice to be sure contests are on the up and up....

spock...domfree

International support

I think you really need to consider bringing me in as a moderator . I adopt whatever’s work and i take on a lot cuz I’m greater . And I don’t stop and i won’t turn when the obstacles I face make it hurt creating danger .

That I promise . Cuz I’ll either smash right through or laugh with bombast blasting another path till it’s dominance .

Because Shit to me it’s “ Whatever need be “ .

I’m the embryo I’m the ghost I’m the commencement I’m “ El Fin “ see .

The assemblage of the parts that constructed the whole . With your own eyeholes as I bring back the wonder to what’s been destructed and broke .

No joke . I’m like seven centuries worth of the cataclysmic failures of nature . That rebounded what was bound to miss and now pounded it back in like Shaq on the Lakers . Fakers can hide but I always find em . I’m the mumbo jumbo Columbo but with both my eyes above . A hundred percent .

So I’m not blind to the right side and I don’t need to blubber or vent .

Yup I’m a real straight shooter . Like Reggie Miller at the top of the key I’m a pacer and a mover . A motivator a shaker I’m a laborer and a prover . Displaying not what I would call “ rage “ but just a great distaste for “ what’s at stake “ like it’s tainted steak without the A1 so hey son , you cool with this sirs ?

you got a spot for me in your starting five ? Or are you Nancies not caring again and I’m your Tonya Harding that you connive ? To swindle ? keeping me out the competition ? In an ironic twist of history like the limb that bitch got hit in ?

*Go back and check . That was The REAL JANUARY 6 attack . So “ Why Why Why “ do you not allow me to join the inner sanctum of your most esteemed group of moderators in your Justice League ? Come on guys . I would be an asset . In all honesty . Your team needs my “ sabor “ and flavor . You have too many Potsies . You need a Fonzi . Think about it . 

I have never understood why ppl want ¡°jobs¡± like that - it is most often unpaid and the main job is dealing with crybabies  and whiners

power trip

barreled in

lacking basic social skills (whenever not using a keyboard)

lifetime victim (of life)

@IntenseOperator

 Spock is up for a lifetime achievement award here at COVERS...just as soon as they can find a category to put him in he will be getting his coveted award and a gift basket filled with raisinets, junior mints, an expired ticket to yo MTV raps and maybe a damn COVERS t-shirt if anyone can find the key to the merchandise closet....som'body better recognize

and a pair of Vans slip ons !

Is Covers looking for a MOD?

Word in MOD chat is that they are dishing out punishment to a very well know moderator who still thinks it's Thanksgiving and stuffed someone's turkey in the supply room that has now been permanently locked