Trivia Question:
Who was the last Presidential candidate to not attend this roast / function ??
Walter Mondale is the answer. How did he fare in the election ??
Moving on... The writers of Trump's roast were on point for sure, great sense of humor. Something very lacking in the cesspool sub forum.
Here are the funniest highlights his writers put together, and kudos on the delivery too....
"I¡¯d like to thank our M.C. this evening, Jim Gaffigan. Most recently, Jim has been playing Tim Walz on Saturday Night Live. That¡¯ll be a very short gig, Jim, but it was fun while it lasted!... Unfortunately, Governor Walz isn¡¯t here himself. But don¡¯t worry, he¡¯ll say that he was."
"Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum -- But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke your party has become, if Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president."
"A major issue in this race is childcare, and Kamala has put forward a concept of a plan... The only piece of advice I would have for her in the event she wins would be not to let husband Doug anywhere near the nannies."
"There¡¯s a group called ¡°White Dudes for Harris¡±... but I¡¯m not worried about them at all, because their wives and their wives¡¯ lovers are all voting for me."
Gaffigan was pretty good too.... as a former sufferer of TDS, it looks like Jim has regained some common sense over the past few years. Probably won't get another Netflix special now but he had some good ones.
"The Democrats have been telling us Trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris."
"President Biden couldn't be here tonight. The DNC made sure of that."
You wouldn't know the truth if it fucked you in the ass
You are way too funny tonight!
without question it wouldn¡¯t be the first time it has happened to him
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