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Step out of the Paris and start walking with my friend and two girls I met out there last year. Out of nowhere comes a crackhead prostitute right where they are doing construction outside of Planet Hollywood near the overhead cross walk.
Crackhead, "Hey sexy, you looking for a good time?"
Me jokingly messing with her, "I'm always looking for a good time"
Crackhead responds "I'll let you pee in my asshole for $10"
Me "
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I couldn't even respond I was laughing so hard. Our whole group was crying laughing.
I guess the recession has hit everyone in different ways.
The next morning I found a $100 chip on the ground. I don't gamble(except sports) and I had no idea what it was so I just picked it up thinking it was a generic poker chip. Wow, what a great find. Took $50 of it and did a Butler +365 ML UConn-140 ML parlay.
God I love Vegas. Thanks for another great year with classic times.
Crackhead, "Hey sexy, you looking for a good time?"
Me jokingly messing with her, "I'm always looking for a good time"
Crackhead responds "I'll let you pee in my asshole for $10"
Me "
" I couldn't even respond I was laughing so hard. Our whole group was crying laughing.
I guess the recession has hit everyone in different ways.
The next morning I found a $100 chip on the ground. I don't gamble(except sports) and I had no idea what it was so I just picked it up thinking it was a generic poker chip. Wow, what a great find. Took $50 of it and did a Butler +365 ML UConn-140 ML parlay.
God I love Vegas. Thanks for another great year with classic times.
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