Eatin' Butthole

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

There are a handful of chicks out there of which I would eat their ass.  My girlfriend is not one of those, though. 

I guess the question really is,

If given the chance, would you eat the "butthole" of the number 1 person on your celebrity or porn star fuck list? 

Like if Mila Kunis came to me and said I want you to eat my asshole and then fuck me.  I probably wouldn't hesitate.

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.