Eatin' Butthole

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

Cornholio, bungholes.

In the middle of a 69er she rips one off by accident just as she was getting off. That's when I crawled off and told her that I couldn't take 68 more.