DON'T MISS JEOPARDY TONIGHT

How it happened is the real shocker.

Laying on a gurney , my last moments seem a lifetime ,

the fights , the likes , the loves , the big butts and the itty bitty ones that I cuddled under in the nighttime 

say my last rights IĄ¯m 

off to whatĄ¯s next , my only hope is itĄ¯s heavenly

never knowing what this dope wrote about JeopardyĄ­..

you buried me dogg RIP

Damn,Missed it. Just like every Jeopardy program for the Last 30 years.

@666LES

 Yep, remain ignorant.

It's difficult for you to know the question when you can't even understand the answer.

A Combination of the two , a cosmopolitan stew , a taint changing its nature , a lot to misconstrue , an angel or atheist has the same Q and A upon examination , is that a lady or a dude ?

buttocks saggy , beardĄ¯s unshaven ,

three beers in IĄ¯m waverinĄ¯ , clearly this is weird and imma say it again

but then I hesitate ,

and double dip my potato chip ,

not sure if itĄ¯s a Lays or a HerrĄ¯s ,

the man sitting to my left with the big breasts says Ą° Hey ! Ą° it is herĄ¯s , 

fade me fam , I thought his name was Jake but she states itĄ¯s Jan , IĄ¯ve cratered , IĄ¯ve crashed , unable to label if itĄ¯s a babe or a man , 

how do you masturbate ? Vibrator or hand ?

I think better of it and donĄ¯t ask , too personal , none of my business , but you look like you could lift a Buick up high and swing it

i surmise IĄ¯m just a dumb guy and igĄ¯nint

and focus my attention instead to the game on the tv

but still watching the waitressĄ¯ shake of what seems to be a double D team

playfully bouncing inside her shirt

unable to look down , I guess IĄ¯m the jerkĄ­..

you live one life , live it happy , respect , God bless , whateverĄ¯s next , imma be ready , but the guy I seen on Jeopardy goes together like Lima beans and spaghettiĄ­..